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On the Governor of California was visiting San Diego, jogging with his dog along a nature trail in Tierrasanta*. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

Mountain Bike The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

Mountain Bike He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

Mountain Bike He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

Mountain Bike The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

Mountain Bike The running trail in Tierrasanta gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

Mountain Bike The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

Mountain Bike The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

Mountain Bike The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training called "The Nature of Coyotes."

Mountain Bike PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

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Mountain Bike On the Governor of Texas was jogging with his dog along a nature trail in West Lake Hills Austin. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

Mountain Bike The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor spends $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

Mountain Bike The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

Mountain Bike*Tierrasanta, Spanish for "holy land," is a community within the city of San Diego, California. The symbol of Tierrasanta is an encircled Conquistador cross, similar to the Montserrat Cross of Barcelona, Spain (though it holds no religious meaning). The community of Tierrasanta is known as “The Island in The Hills.” Tierrasanta's geography gives it its island-like attributes, as the community sits as an island with no bordering communities surrounding it. Tierrasanta is bordered north by Mount Soledad; east by the Mission Trails Regional Park; west by bluffs bordering the Interstate 15 corridor, and south by steep canyons overlooking the San Diego River and Mission Valley.

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